My Friend Laurie called me on my cell phone yesterday. She was all excited about her new business idea!
Biodegradable False Teeth from China.
I was a little surprised since I did not see the value in false teeth being biodegradable. Laurie explained that when people left them on golf courses, they damaged the mowers. Ok, I can see how a pair of false teeth, left on a golf course could damage a mower, but why would people leave their false teeth on the course? Laurie said they did it all the time. She asked me what I did with mine after I teed off? I told her that I had taken care of my teeth and didn’t need false teeth yet, but I had never seen my dad and his friends take their’s out when they were teeing off.
That’s when she started yelling at me. “What are you talking about? Biodegradable golf tees are going to be required by courses soon.”
Golf Tees? I thought she said “False Teeth!”
The lesson is to listen more carfully on your cell phone when you are in a noisy airport.
Now go sell something.